But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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