The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
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