Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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