Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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