come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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