how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
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