What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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