Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
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