i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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