you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
i came on her dog
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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