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(913): View more from Kansas

end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?

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(818): View more from California

I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight

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(818): View more from California

His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.

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(347): View more from New York

she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.

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(409): View more from Texas

I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.

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(406): View more from Montana

I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people

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(253): View more from Washington

I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted

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(720): View more from Colorado

I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.

(303): View more from Colorado

Where are you???

(720): View more from Colorado

Yoga class :(

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