Got a toothbrush?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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