It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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