I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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