Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
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