I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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