And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
