What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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