Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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