Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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