Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
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