just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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