I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
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