shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
3pm strippers are depressing
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
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