just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
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