at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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