I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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