Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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