my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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