just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
You had me at "let me see your balls"
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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