Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Mmmm, vodka for breakfast
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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