what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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