before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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