The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
You will receive a large, large reward, worth much more than the actual phone you are holding, paid not only in cash but in sexual favors, if you return this phone! Please respond if you're interested in cash/sex/or just being a good person. Thanks and hope to hear from you soon!
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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