i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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