i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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