So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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