yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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