Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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