I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I wish my penis had an off switch
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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