their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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