Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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