But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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