Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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