That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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