why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
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