so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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