Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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