Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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