Ketchup is God's man juice
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
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