i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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