Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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